Chapter 9

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Albert

Former Archchancellor, now Death's servant

Also known as: Alberto Malich

Revealed to be Alberto Malich, a former Archchancellor of Unseen University who achieved a form of...

Beggar Foul Ole Ron

Street beggar

A street person in Ankh-Morpork who witnesses the strange supernatural events.

Binky

Death's steed

Death's pale horse, actually a white stallion. Can gallop through the air and across dimensions.

Bloom-vendor Rosemary

Flower grower

Grows and sells flowers for celebrations and ceremonies.

Brother Fingers

Monastery monk

A monk at the mountain monastery. Part of the spiritual community that provides wisdom.

Brother Plasterer

Monastery craftsman monk

A practical monk who handles the monastery's construction needs.

Brother Praying Mantis

Monastery monk

Another monk at the monastery, known for his meditative practices.

Captain Vimes

City Watch captain

A Watch captain in Ankh-Morpork who notices the strange disturbances in the city.

Chief Guard

Captain of royal guards

The captain of Princess Keli's personal guard. Loyal and competent but mystified by recent events.

Cornice-overlooking-Broadway

Architectural guardian

A stone gargoyle who comes to life and observes the city from his perch.

Corporal Nobbs

Watch corporal

A member of the City Watch with questionable personal hygiene and ethics.

Count Notfaroutoe

Undead aristocrat

A vampire who exists on the fringes of society, affected by the supernatural disturbances.

Cutwell

Wizard helping to fix reality

Also known as: Igneous Cutwell

One of the few people who can still see Princess Keli clearly. Works to help restore the proper...

Death

Death experiencing mortal work

Also known as: The Grim Reaper

Working as a short-order cook, trying to understand human emotions and relationships while his...

Death-tender Ixolite

Funeral service provider

Handles funeral arrangements and burial services for the deceased.

Detritus

Hired enforcer

A troll who works as muscle for various enterprises in Ankh-Morpork.

Fat Charlie

Satisfied customer

A large customer who is impressed by Death's cooking skills.

Flame-tender Daft

Street lighting maintenance

Lights and maintains the street lamps throughout the city.

Herbalist Granny Weatherwax

Herb dealer and healer

A wise woman who deals in herbs and potions, sensitive to magical disturbances.

King Olerve

King of Sto Lat

Also known as: King Olerve the Bastard

The aging King of Sto Lat, Princess Keli's father. A practical ruler concerned about succession.

Little Sammy

Kitchen helper

A young boy who helps wash dishes and clean the tavern.

Lu-Tze

Time-aware monk

Also known as: The Sweeper

An ancient monk who understands the nature of time and reality. Provides cryptic wisdom.

Mad Hamish

Street cleaner

An old man who cleans the streets and witnesses supernatural events.

Madame Sharn

Mystic reader

A mystic who reads palms and cards, sensitive to supernatural disturbances.

Mort

Apprentice gaining Death's powers

Also known as: Mortimer

Becoming more powerful and taking on aspects of Death himself. His actions begin to have serious...

Mrs. Cake

Medium and clairvoyant

A medium and fortune teller who senses the supernatural disturbances caused by Death's activities.

Mrs. Whitlow

Death herald

A banshee whose wailing announces deaths, confused by the supernatural chaos.

Night Watchman

City patrol guard

A guard who patrols Ankh-Morpork's streets at night, witnessing strange events.

Old Pete

Tavern regular

A regular at the tavern where Death works, enjoys the excellent food.

Pit-digger Zombie

Cemetery worker

Digs graves and maintains the cemetery grounds.

Princess Keli

Princess caught between realities

Also known as: Kelirehenna

Caught between life and death due to Mort's intervention. Becoming translucent and existing in an...

Reg Shoe

Self-aware zombie

A zombie who maintains his identity and personality despite being undead.

Ruby

Tavern server

The tavern's serving girl who works alongside Death in the kitchen.

Sergeant Colon

Watch sergeant

A sergeant in the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Reliable but not the brightest.

Sid

Tavern patron

A regular customer at the tavern where Death works. Enjoys the new cook's unusual but excellent...

Tavern Keeper

Tavern owner

Owner of the tavern where Death works as a cook. Mystified by his strange new employee.

The Abbot

Monastery leader

Leader of a monastery who has achieved a form of spiritual enlightenment. Wise and contemplative.

The Phantom

Restless spirit

A spirit who haunts certain locations and is sensitive to changes in the supernatural order.

Young Jim

Tavern customer

Another tavern customer who notices the strange new cook's abilities.

Ysabell

Knowledgeable resident of Death's domain

Growing fond of Mort despite his awkwardness. Knows more about Death's domain and duties than she...

Previously Seen

Acolyte Teppic

Junior priest

A young priest who assists with religious ceremonies and duties.

Advocate Slant

Legal representative

Provides legal representation and advice to clients.

Ale-maker Gimlet

Beverage producer

Brews beer and ale for taverns and private customers.

Archchancellor Ymper Trymon

Head of Unseen University

Also known as: Trymon

The current Archchancellor of Unseen University. Ambitious and concerned about magical disturbances.

Baker Dibbler

Town baker

A baker who supplies bread to both royal and common customers.

Ball-tosser Circus

Street performer

A skilled performer who juggles and entertains crowds at markets.

Bard Imp

Entertainer

A traveling musician who performs in taverns and at celebrations.

Beast-handler Maladict

Draft animal handler

Uses oxen for heavy farm work and transportation of goods.

Bee-keeper Magrat

Apiary keeper

Maintains beehives and sells honey and beeswax products.

Beef-keeper Ironfoundersson

Cattle farmer

Raises cattle for milk and meat production.

Border-guard Pessimal

Border control agent

Controls the flow of goods across borders and collects duties.

Buggy Swires

Precision craftsman

A small humanoid who works in specialized trades requiring fine dexterity.

Builder Glot

Wood craftsman

A craftsman who works with wood and construction.

Butcher Carrot

Meat supplier

Provides meat to both common folk and the royal household.

Chair of Indefinite Studies

University professor

A professor of vague and uncertain magical subjects.

Chandler Wax

Light provider

Produces candles and other lighting supplies for the community.

Chart-drawer Stronginthearm

Cartographer

Creates maps and charts for travelers and traders.

Chevon-keeper Ogg

Goat farmer

Keeps goats for milk, meat, and hide production.

Clay-worker Angua

Ceramic craftsman

Creates pottery and ceramic goods for household use.

Clerk Stronginthearm

City administrator

A bureaucrat who handles city records and notices discrepancies.

Cloth-worker Tiffany

Textile producer

Creates textiles and clothing from various fibers.

Cobbler Ignor

Shoe craftsman

A craftsman who makes and repairs shoes for city residents.

Coin-trader Bunce

Currency exchanger

Exchanges currencies and provides banking services.

Cold-keeper Shufti

Ice merchant

Harvests and sells ice for food preservation and cooling.

Cord-worker Vimes

Rope producer

Produces ropes and cords for various uses around town.

Dairyman Hrun

Dairy producer

Creates various cheeses and dairy products for the local market.

Doll-master String

Puppet operator

A performer who operates marionettes and hand puppets for children.

Dr. Cruces

Guild leader

Head of the Assassins Guild, a refined gentleman who practices murder as an art.

Duke Sto Helit

Treacherous Duke

A scheming nobleman who plots to assassinate Princess Keli. Ambitious and ruthless.

Exotic-goods Rinso

Exotic goods trader

Imports and sells rare spices and exotic ingredients.

Farmer Threepwood

Royal supplier

A local farmer who supplies produce to the royal kitchens.

Field-keeper Cohen

Grain farmer

Grows various grains and cereals for processing into flour.

First Assassin

Hired assassin

A professional killer hired to murder Princess Keli. Skilled but ultimately thwarted by...

Fishmonger Sally

Market vendor

A trader who sells fish in the market and hears all the local gossip.

Flame-suppressor Downey

Emergency responder

Responds to fires and other emergencies in the city.

Flame-swallower Hot

Dangerous entertainer

A dangerous performer who eats fire and breathes flames for spectacle.

Garden-keeper Hodgesaargh

Vegetable farmer

Grows vegetables and root crops for the local market.

Gardener Modo

Palace groundskeeper

The palace gardener who maintains the royal grounds and gardens.

Gloin Glodsson

Metalworker

A dwarf craftsman who works with metals and notices the strange magical disturbances.

Gold-lender Gilt

Money lender

Provides loans and financial services to those in need of capital.

Goldsmith Ptaclusp

Precious metals worker

A skilled craftsman who creates jewelry for wealthy customers.

Groom Pteppic

Stable worker

A stable worker who cares for the royal horses and maintains equipment.

Guard Carrot

Palace guard

A palace guard loyal to Princess Keli. Honest and straightforward.

Guard Dorfl

Local law enforcement

Patrols the town and maintains order among the citizens.

Guard Nobby

Palace guard

Another palace guard, somewhat less reliable than his colleagues.

Headsman Teatime

State executioner

Carries out capital punishment sentences ordered by the court.

High Priest Dios

Religious leader

The chief religious official in Sto Lat who performs ceremonies and provides spiritual guidance.

Innkeeper Glod

Inn proprietor

Owner of an inn in Sto Lat where travelers stay and gossip spreads.

Jiglad Wert

University wizard

A wizard at Unseen University who notices the magical disturbances affecting reality.

Justice Snapcase

Legal authority

Presides over legal proceedings and makes judicial decisions.

Lady Sybil

Court lady

A noblewoman at court who serves as a companion to the royal family.

Lamp-oil Granny

Oil supplier

Provides various oils for lamps, cooking, and other household needs.

Lecturer in Recent Runes

University lecturer

A faculty member who teaches about magical writing and symbols.

Letter-writer Dearhearts

Professional writer

Writes letters and documents for those who cannot read or write.

Lezek

Farmer, Mort's father

Mort's father, a farmer who is at his wit's end about what to do with his awkward son.

Liquid-bearer Wazzer

Water delivery service

Delivers fresh water to homes and businesses without wells.

Lord Rodley

Royal courtier

A nobleman at court who serves as an advisor to the king.

Maid Agnes

Royal servant

A servant in the royal palace who helps care for Princess Keli.

Maid Ludmilla

Palace servant

Another palace maid who assists with royal household duties.

Merchant Chriek

Royal supplier

A trader who does business with the royal court of Sto Lat.

Miller Hgreat

Grain processor

Operates the grain mill that supplies flour to the town.

Mort's Mother

Farmer's wife

Lezek's wife and Mort's mother. Worried about her son's future prospects.

Mount-dealer Casanunda

Horse merchant

Buys and sells horses for transportation and farm work.

Mr. Boggis

Professional thief

A representative of the Thieves Guild, operating within legal parameters.

Mrs. Palm

Guild leader

Leader of Ankh-Morpork's seamstresses, a respectable businesswoman.

Number-keeper Boggis

Financial record keeper

Keeps financial records for businesses and wealthy individuals.

Orchard-keeper Twoflower

Fruit grower

Tends fruit trees and sells seasonal produce.

Pack-handler Polly

Pack animal handler

Uses donkeys for carrying loads and transportation in rough terrain.

Palace Cook

Royal cook

The head cook at the royal palace of Sto Lat. Concerned about the strange goings-on.

Palace Steward

Palace administrator

The chief administrator of the royal household. Trying to maintain order amid chaos.

Pest-controller Amazing

Pest control specialist

Specializes in eliminating rats and other vermin from buildings.

Plant-keeper Agnes

Herb grower

Grows and sells medicinal and culinary herbs.

Pork-farmer Littlebottom

Pig farmer

Raises pigs for meat and uses every part of the animal.

Poultry-keeper Nanny

Poultry farmer

Raises chickens and other poultry, selling eggs and birds.

Prison-keeper Tanty

Prison administrator

Manages prisoners and maintains the local jail facility.

Prophecy-baker Destiny

Fortune food maker

Creates small cakes with fortunes inside for those seeking guidance.

Revenue-gatherer Hopkinson

Government tax agent

Collects taxes and fees for the royal government.

Rincewind

Cowardly wizard

A wizard known for his cowardice and bad luck, mentioned in passing at the University.

Risk-assessor Bean

Risk management

Provides insurance against various risks and disasters.

Royal Herald

Court announcer

The official announcer for the royal court. Struggles with the changing reality.

Royal Physician

Court physician

The court doctor who is baffled by Princess Keli's condition and the strange events.

Runner Swift

Communication courier

Carries messages between towns and important locations.

Scullery Maid

Kitchen worker

A kitchen servant responsible for cleaning dishes and assisting the cook.

Second Assassin

Hired assassin

Partner to the first assassin in the plot against Princess Keli.

Silent-actor Gesture

Silent performer

A performer who acts out scenes without speaking, using only movement.

Smith Carcer

Royal blacksmith

The local blacksmith in Sto Lat who provides metalwork for the royal household.

Soot-cleaner Maurice

Chimney maintenance

Cleans chimneys and flues to prevent fires and improve air flow.

Spelter

University wizard

Another wizard at the University, concerned about the growing magical chaos.

Stable Master

Royal stable keeper

The man in charge of the royal stables. Knowledgeable about horses and their care.

Student Ponder

Magic student

A young wizard studying at Unseen University, eager to learn about magic.

Tale-spinner Narrative

Story keeper

An old man who recounts stories and legends to anyone who will listen.

The Bursar

University administrator

The University's financial administrator, increasingly unstable due to magical stress.

The Dean

University dean

A senior faculty member at Unseen University, pompous and self-important.

The Librarian

University librarian

Unseen University's librarian, transformed into an orangutan by magical accident. Highly protective...

Town Crier

Public announcer

The official who announces news and proclamations to the citizens of Sto Lat.

Trader Hrolf

Textile trader

A merchant who deals in fabrics and notices the economic effects of supernatural events.

Trader Salzella

Preservative supplier

Deals in salt and other preservatives essential for food storage.

Tumbler Flexible

Physical entertainer

An agile performer who does flips and tricks for entertainment.

Twoflower

Tourist

The Disc's first tourist, mentioned in University records as having caused various adventures.

University Porter

University gatekeeper

The doorkeeper at Unseen University who controls access to the magical institution.

Vintner Doughnut

Wine dealer

Specializes in fine wines and spirits for discerning customers.

Waste-collector Thud

Sanitation worker

Collects and disposes of human waste and garbage from the city.

Wool-keeper Ridcully

Sheep farmer

Raises sheep for wool and meat, important to the local economy.

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